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The new KICKSTARTER. Where things continue to be odd:
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Okay, does everybody remember Greg Hyland and The Monster Atlas? The Kickstartered book that had images from Gerhard? Like this one:
Well, Greg's back with Volume two! And if they hit $4000 it'll have more Gerhard art. I'm backing it, so should you. (Unless you're a filthy Hsiffe!!!) (Ah, fug it, even if you're a filthy Hsiffe.)
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So the Ol' AMOC Mailbag received this from "damaged justice":
I'm assuming Mr(?) "Justice" is referring to the forty-third "Genesis Question" post where the... (let's go with:) "esteemed" Mr. Lloyd is involved in a flame war with Jeff Seiler over... honestly, I don't even know. I get a message about the post, but I've kinda tuned out.
So why am I bringing it up here, all publicly like?
Mainly, because Mr(?) "Justice" isn't the first person to say something to me about the (let's go with:) "anus-weasel," Mr. Lloyd. I've been contacted by a couple of people who seriously question why Mr. Lloyd frequents this blog and generally trolls the place up.
I mean, he ain't got nothing nice or productive to say about Dave or Cerebus. (Here's where he stops by in the comments to post some backhanded "compliment" about Cerebus or some such, as "proof" that I'm wrong. So, allow me to preemptively say, "BULLSHIT!!!!!!" )
He constantly issues "challenges" where he asks people to say five things proving him wrong (and "helpfully" gives two examples which he then claims any other examples provided are derivatives of,).
Or, claims that someone has "moved the goalposts" when they respond to him.
Basically, he's a complete dick.
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The cool part for me, is that he's not the first Complete Dick in Cerebus Fandom. (The shite part is that he won't be the last...)
It's been suggested that I moderate the hell out of the comments section.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
My "policy" is that Nothing is Forbidden, Everything is Permitted. It's the policy I feel best fits a Cerebus Forum.
That being said, if push comes to shove, I will readily change my policy.
Basically:
You ALL are on notice. This place MAY be the Wild Wild West, but I AM the Sheriff round these parts. And if you test me, you will lose.
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Next Time: Deputy Hobbs' Fun Time round-up...From Hell!
There's a Indiegogo live if you missed the Kickstarter for the birthday card. (You guys all know this, I mention it all the time.)
The remastered Volume 1, digitally for $9.99. Which I'll be discussing more soon. (No, seriously...)
And:
The remastered Volume 1, digitally for $9.99. Which I'll be discussing more soon. (No, seriously...)
And:
The new KICKSTARTER. Where things continue to be odd:
More Behind The Scenes Stuff...Posted by David Birdsong (Assistant Aardvark Fluffer) [Oh, it's true, it's true -Matt]DVS: Wow, we're in the single digits now. With just over a week to go how does everyone feel about how this one is going?SMR: I'm grateful to all the supporters for any help they can provide.DB: There are about thirty people that are following the campaign, but haven't committed yet so we could see a surge near the end. I think we'll all be getting that extra can of cat food next month and for that I am very grateful to all the Cerebus In Hell? fans.BH: YOU JUST WAIT! THOSE BRICKS WILL START FLYING OUT OF HERE ANY DAY NOW!Cerebus: You idiots haven't even cleared two grand! Ha! Your stupid CEREBUS TORTURE COMIC will be cancelled any day now!DVS: You do realize what will happen if you're right?Cerebus: What? You mean you guys won't get to make Cerebus' life miserable all the time? Ha! Where does Cerebus sign up for that?!? Huh?!? WHEN YOU FAIL CEREBUS WILL FINALLY BE FREE!!!DVS: Actually at point you enter a limbo that no one can predict, utterly alone, in a void that is less than nothing. I imagine it's a loneliness that is quite horrifying, as unique as it is indescribable and even though you might deserve it I would hate for it to happen to you.Cerebus: Uhhh... Wait, uhhh... Cerebus was joking of course. Cerebus loves all the fans! Surely they won't send Cerebus into Limbo? Right? RIGHT???DB: Put the Daredevil costume on, we need to get the measurements right.BH: The Harley Quinn makeup is almost ready too.SMR: I want to see him in the LOVE SCENE with the WHORE of BABYLON.Cerebus: Cerebus would kill all of you slowly if he could.DVS: He's been saying that about me for years, guys. I wouldn't worry too much about it.DB: Ha ha! Yeah! Put the Spider-Man mask on so we can attach all the extra arms!BH: Hold still, it won't hurt much.SMR: There, there, let me get you to FULL resolution. Just a bit more...Cerebus: NOOOOOOooooooooooooooo ...Thanks to everyone! We're in the home stretch now. And don't worry too much about the little grey guy. He's actually a good sport once you force him to be.
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Okay, does everybody remember Greg Hyland and The Monster Atlas? The Kickstartered book that had images from Gerhard? Like this one:
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| Yeah, that's a Wendigo... |
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| Ogopogo. You'd know what that is, if you had volume one. Like I do. |
So the Ol' AMOC Mailbag received this from "damaged justice":
The persnickety, persistent peanut gallery
Is "Damian T. Lloyd, Esq."'s sole *raison d'être* to hang around on the MoC blog and being a complete cunt? Because as far as I can tell, he contributes nothing of positive value, and the vast majority of his comments are passive-aggressive snarking about Dave's religious commentary, followed by a few petty jabs at political or cultural stances which Dave may or may not hold. It's frankly tiresome, and MoC is quite degraded by it. -dj
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| Sasquatch. Friend to Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man... |
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| And this is the Jersey Devil. The #1 reason I won't go to Jersey. Ya know, other than Jersey is in New Jersey... |
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| Mothman. I hope he got Richard Gere... |
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| Aztec Mummy. Look, I just post the images, I don't question what they are... |
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| In The Monster Squad, they call him Gillman... |
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| "They're coming to get you Barbara. There's one of them now!" |
Basically, he's a complete dick.
The cool part for me, is that he's not the first Complete Dick in Cerebus Fandom. (The shite part is that he won't be the last...)
It's been suggested that I moderate the hell out of the comments section.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
My "policy" is that Nothing is Forbidden, Everything is Permitted. It's the policy I feel best fits a Cerebus Forum.
That being said, if push comes to shove, I will readily change my policy.
Basically:
You ALL are on notice. This place MAY be the Wild Wild West, but I AM the Sheriff round these parts. And if you test me, you will lose.
