Yep, your regularly scheduled host has been kicked out and hogtied for the week. Why? He drew me all fat and Garfield-ish!
So what stunning new thing has caused such an upheaval of this column?
Hold on. Take a deep breath. It's...
Awwww, it's just an update of the checklist(s).
There should be a link to this post somewhere over there on the right so you can come back every time you wonder just what issues came out in the last three years. Coming soon: The 2020 checklist.
And there you have it. What? What else? Ok, buy a shirt before they are gone for good. Brian West eats, breathes and sleeps in his Vark Wars sweatshirt. God willing, he'll get married in it one day. Don't be a doofus, be an über fan like Brian.
For a limited time, the VARK WARS shirt:
Buy from Amazon:
(Why only a long sleeve version in Germany? Because they said so.)
These will no longer be available after December 31st.
STILL AVAILABLE:
The APPROVAL IS AN AUTHORITARIAN CONSTRUCT T-Shirt. (It's not going anywhere until I can actually afford one.)
In THREE exciting colors (colours in Canada and the UK)
(Okay, sorry, no more forcing merchandise on you for the rest of the year. Promise.)
Next Time? If he can get the ropes untied, Benjamin will be back with something or other about that comic book we help Dave put together every month. Or something about his pet goat. Or is that a donkey? I can't remember. Ohioans are weird. I mean they call them Buckeyes too. What's that about?